Jane kyon log Mohabbat kiya karate hain

TU KAUN KAHAN SE AAYE HAI ,,,KYA KHUDA SE MILKAR

Pari Pari hai ek Pari

Tu Jaha

Zindagi Mein Koi Kabhi AYe Na Raba

sach keh raha hai deewana

Diya Mirza - Zara Zara - Rehna Hai Tere Dil Mein

ajnabi mujhko itna bata{payaar to hona hi thha 1998}

jab kisi ki taraf dil - pyar to hona he tha..

Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein - RHTDM

Pyar kiya to Nibhana...

Kismat - Bicchi Padi Hai

il teri deewangi mein..(original video)

har aik muskarahat

Ankhiyon Ke Jharokhon Se - Sachin & Ranjeeta

>

♥ღ♥Silsilay Mulaqatoon Kii♥ღ♥

♥ღ♥Aisa Koi Zindagi Mein♥ღ♥

Dil Nahin Lagda- ak mix !!

Jitna bhi kar lo piyar

Tom pay marnay

mehboob mere mehboob

jb hum jawan hongy

height of over confidence

HeIgHT Of ovEr coNfiDeNce,
A
G I R L
S A Y z
W i d
A l o t
O F
M a k E U p !
I
L O v E
M y
S k I n
D u R i n G
R A i N. . . . . .)=P

meaningless is meaningless

Wht is meaning of "Meaningless". . Meaning of meaningless is which has no meaning. . .

But

How a meaningless word has meaning?.?.?.?

But
we have 2 describe its meaning but how?

Meaningless is meaningless So this sms is meaningless.

Y U r wasting time?=P;->

once boss officer

Once ßoss, Θfficer & Çlerk Going 4 Meeting, Dey Met A Jin

Jin- I Fullfil 3 Wishes Θf A Person. ßut U R 3 Persons §o i'll Fullfil 1 Wish 4 Éach

Clerk Instantly §aid '§end Me 2 America Wid Lot Θf Money' Puuff Çlerk Disappear

Officer §aid '§end Me 2 Paris With Lot Θf ßeautiful Girlz' Puuff Θfficer Disappear

Jin §aid 2 ßoss what Is Ur Wish?

He §aid 'I Want These 2 Idiotz ßack At Θffice After Lunch At 1 Pm'

Moral: Always Let The ßOSS §PEAK 1st

newzealand mai ek

Do u know?
.
.
.
NewZealand mai ek ajeeb o gharib Bacha peda hua hy. Pedaish k wkt uska weight 15kg tha..jo day by day increase hota gya..aur 3 din bad uska weight 180kg ho gya... Incredible n unbeleivable..but its true...do u know k yeh bacha kis ka hy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nae pata na




Hathi ka :-

two humans ascended

Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen whose quantity isn't specified...
One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical cranium!
The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements...

Got something?
.
.
.
No!

Here In simple English...

"Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"

a mouse was going with

A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away,

Mouse:"that's the advantage of learning foreign language

a new vaccum salesman

A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door. A tall lady answerd it.

B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shit on2 da carpet..

Salesman: "Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit !"

Lady:"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup wid dat?"
Salesman: "Y madam?"

Lady:"Cuz therez no electricty in da house."

MORAL: Gather ALL resources b4 working on any project... =P ;->

a very rich man went

A very rich man went to a village with his son to show him HOW POOR PEOPLE can be lived..?

On return
Father asked "WHAT DID U LEARN..?"

Son replied
"We've no cattles but They've 4.."

"We've a swiming pool which is quite big but
They've A LAKE & ITS END CAN'T BE FOUND.."

Our garden has imported lamps but They've A SKY FULL OF STARS

"Our courtyard ends after few yards but they've THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD 2 PLAY

THANKS DADY FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE

soldier 2 general

Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking

General: Quick bring me my red shirt

After enemy defeated..

Soldier: sir why the red shirt?

General: In red shirt if i got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged

Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking

General: Get me my yellow pant..
:-P

corporate lessons

Corporate Lessons

"We w¡ll do ¡t"
Means
"U w¡ll do ¡t."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work w¡ll be g¡ven to u"

"We r a team"
Means
"¡'m not the only one to be blamed"

"That ¡s a good quest¡on"
Means
"¡ do not know anyth¡ng abt ¡t"

"All the best"
Means
"U r ¡n trouble"

funny truths

-Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.

tcher while lecturing

cher while lecturing, noticed a studnt sleeping at th back.
Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor:"Wake him up!"
Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up."

a popular motivational

A Popular Motivational §peaker §aid "The ßest ¥ears Θf My Life Were §pent In The Arms Θf A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!"

The Audience Was In §ilence & §hock.. The §peaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!"

Laughter & Applause!

A Top Manager Trained ßy Him Tried To Çopy This At Home After A ¡)rink. He §aid Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing ¡)inner, "The Greatest ¥ears Θf My Life Were §pent In The Arms Θf A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!"

§tanding There For 20 §ec Trying To Recall The §econd Half Θf The Joke, He Finally ßlurted Θut "And I Çan't Remember Who §he Was!"

ßy The Time The Manager Regained His Çonsciousness, He Was In A Hospital & ßed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him From ßurns Θf ßoiling Water

Moral: ¡)on't Çopy If U Can't Paste !

far sighted

Far sighted....

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, then you will ask about me,my name,job etc. Then i will ask about you,both of us will b efrank. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her,she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And i am sorry that i dont want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-)

set your

Set Your
"Loved One"
Free ...

If It Doesn't
Come Back ... !!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Hunt And Kill It ... =P ;)

a woman met a man

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

money cant buy happiness

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile... =P ;)

{.....GAZAL..}

"Wo jo sukh mila teri zaat se Kisi or se wo mila nhi,

"Tu basa hai ankhon main jis trha Koi or aise basa nhi,,

"Tu hua hai jitna qareebtar, Koi or itna howa nhi,,

"Wo jo dil main tera muqam hai Kisi or ko wo dia nahi,,

"Wo jo rishta tujh se hai ban gaya Kisi or se wo bana nahi,,

" Wo jo peyar tujh se ho gaya Kisi or se wo howa nhi,,

" Wo jo raaz tujh se hai kehdia Kisi or se wo kaha nhi,,

doctor

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Mariz: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.

Dr: Dawai khali thi?
M :Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
M :Gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
M :Nahin gi-dawai lal thi.

Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
M :Nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.

Dr:Ulu k pathay!
dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
M:Nahi aap ne hi tou kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!
Main theek tu ho jaun ga na doctor saab.

Ae Mere Hamsafar song - Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak

Tadap Tadap

o sanam o sanam

meri tarha Tum

Dil Ne Jise Apna Kahaa - Hindi Song

tujhse naraz nahi hoon zindagi-Anoop Ghoshal

Kitni Yaad Aati Hay - Pankaj Udas

Aisa Lagta Hai(The Romantic Love Story of Ranbir & Rano)

Tu Hi Mera Dost Hai FULL SONG Featuring Salman Khan & Katrina Kaif

K-H-U-D-A J-A-A-N-E NEW HINDI MOVIE SONG

Sad Song - Jiya Dharak Dharak Jaay - Jai & Bani

Sad Song - Bepanah pyar hai aaja

50 Glorious Remixes - CD 3

>> >> O Mere Sona Re Media Player-128 Kbps Man Re Tu Kahe Na Media Player-128 Kbps Mere Desh Ki Dharti Media Player-128 Kbps Mere Sapnon Ki Rani Media Player-128 Kbps Kasme Waade Pyaar Media Player-128 Kbps Bindiya Chamke Gi Media Player-128 Kbps Neele Gagan Ke Tale Media Player-128 Kbps Piya Tu Ab To Aaja Media Player-128 Kbps Ye Sham Mastani Media Player-128 Kbps Kuch To Log Kahenge Media Player-128 Kbps Chalte Chalte Media Player-128 Kbps Dum Maro Dum Media Player-128 Kbps Zindagi Ek Safar Media Player-128 Kbps O Mere Dil Ke Chain Media Player-128 Kbps Chaabi Kho Jaye Media Player-128 Kbps

Lounge Bollywood

>> >> Heart Beat Media Player-128 Kbps Farewell Trance Media Player-128 Kbps Piya Bawari Media Player-128 Kbps Jeeya Jale Media Player-128 Kbps Dil Cheez Kiya Hai Media Player-128 Kbps Tere Bin Nahin Lagda Media Player-128 Kbps Soul Of K3G Media Player-128 Kbps Maya Media Player-128 Kbps Tere Ishq Mein Media Player-128 Kbps Kal Ho Na Ho Media Player-128 Kbps Gurus Of Peace Media Player-128 Kbps Call Of The Lover Media Player-128 Kbps Asoka Theme Media Player-128 Kbps Seperation Media Player-128 Kbps Allah Hoo Media Player-128 Kbps Suraj Hua Madham - Oriental Twilight Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Nazar Aa Raha Hai - Dream Lounge Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Contrast Of Love Media Player-128 Kbps Noor Un Allah Media Player-128 Kbps Waltz Of A Romance Media Player-128 Kbps Bombay Theme Media Player-128 Kbps Ramchand Ka Safar Media Player-128 Kbps Climax Theme Media Player-128 Kbps Khuda Ke Liye - Instrumental Media Player-128 Kbps Too Many Yesterdays Media Player-128 Kbps

Various Djs - Remixes

>> >> Aahun Aahun - Turky House Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Bebo Me Bebo - Exclusive Poison Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Hai Junoon - Electro Passion Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Love Is Blind - Remix Media Player-128 Kbps Om Mangalam - Cruisified Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Om Mangalam - Moscow Mantra Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Om Mangalam - Rework Media Player-128 Kbps Teri Meri Ye Zindagi - Electro Rush Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai - Remix Media Player-128 Kbps Twist - Desi Club Mix Media Player-128 Kbps Twist - Electriflyn FCK Mix Media Player-128 Kbps