a new vaccum salesman

A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door. A tall lady answerd it.

B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shit on2 da carpet..

Salesman: "Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit !"

Lady:"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup wid dat?"
Salesman: "Y madam?"

Lady:"Cuz therez no electricty in da house."

MORAL: Gather ALL resources b4 working on any project... =P ;->