height of over confidence

HeIgHT Of ovEr coNfiDeNce,
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S A Y z
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O F
M a k E U p !
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L O v E
M y
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D u R i n G
R A i N. . . . . .)=P

meaningless is meaningless

Wht is meaning of "Meaningless". . Meaning of meaningless is which has no meaning. . .

But

How a meaningless word has meaning?.?.?.?

But
we have 2 describe its meaning but how?

Meaningless is meaningless So this sms is meaningless.

Y U r wasting time?=P;->

once boss officer

Once ßoss, Θfficer & Çlerk Going 4 Meeting, Dey Met A Jin

Jin- I Fullfil 3 Wishes Θf A Person. ßut U R 3 Persons §o i'll Fullfil 1 Wish 4 Éach

Clerk Instantly §aid '§end Me 2 America Wid Lot Θf Money' Puuff Çlerk Disappear

Officer §aid '§end Me 2 Paris With Lot Θf ßeautiful Girlz' Puuff Θfficer Disappear

Jin §aid 2 ßoss what Is Ur Wish?

He §aid 'I Want These 2 Idiotz ßack At Θffice After Lunch At 1 Pm'

Moral: Always Let The ßOSS §PEAK 1st

newzealand mai ek

Do u know?
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NewZealand mai ek ajeeb o gharib Bacha peda hua hy. Pedaish k wkt uska weight 15kg tha..jo day by day increase hota gya..aur 3 din bad uska weight 180kg ho gya... Incredible n unbeleivable..but its true...do u know k yeh bacha kis ka hy?
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Nae pata na




Hathi ka :-

two humans ascended

Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen whose quantity isn't specified...
One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical cranium!
The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements...

Got something?
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No!

Here In simple English...

"Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"

a mouse was going with

A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away,

Mouse:"that's the advantage of learning foreign language

a new vaccum salesman

A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door. A tall lady answerd it.

B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shit on2 da carpet..

Salesman: "Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit !"

Lady:"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup wid dat?"
Salesman: "Y madam?"

Lady:"Cuz therez no electricty in da house."

MORAL: Gather ALL resources b4 working on any project... =P ;->

a very rich man went

A very rich man went to a village with his son to show him HOW POOR PEOPLE can be lived..?

On return
Father asked "WHAT DID U LEARN..?"

Son replied
"We've no cattles but They've 4.."

"We've a swiming pool which is quite big but
They've A LAKE & ITS END CAN'T BE FOUND.."

Our garden has imported lamps but They've A SKY FULL OF STARS

"Our courtyard ends after few yards but they've THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD 2 PLAY

THANKS DADY FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE

soldier 2 general

Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking

General: Quick bring me my red shirt

After enemy defeated..

Soldier: sir why the red shirt?

General: In red shirt if i got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged

Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking

General: Get me my yellow pant..
:-P

corporate lessons

Corporate Lessons

"We w¡ll do ¡t"
Means
"U w¡ll do ¡t."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work w¡ll be g¡ven to u"

"We r a team"
Means
"¡'m not the only one to be blamed"

"That ¡s a good quest¡on"
Means
"¡ do not know anyth¡ng abt ¡t"

"All the best"
Means
"U r ¡n trouble"

funny truths

-Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.

tcher while lecturing

cher while lecturing, noticed a studnt sleeping at th back.
Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor:"Wake him up!"
Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up."

a popular motivational

A Popular Motivational §peaker §aid "The ßest ¥ears Θf My Life Were §pent In The Arms Θf A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!"

The Audience Was In §ilence & §hock.. The §peaker Added "And That Woman Was My Mother!"

Laughter & Applause!

A Top Manager Trained ßy Him Tried To Çopy This At Home After A ¡)rink. He §aid Loudly To His Wife Who Was Preparing ¡)inner, "The Greatest ¥ears Θf My Life Were §pent In The Arms Θf A Woman Who Wasn't My Wife!"

§tanding There For 20 §ec Trying To Recall The §econd Half Θf The Joke, He Finally ßlurted Θut "And I Çan't Remember Who §he Was!"

ßy The Time The Manager Regained His Çonsciousness, He Was In A Hospital & ßed Nurses Were Trying To Recover Him From ßurns Θf ßoiling Water

Moral: ¡)on't Çopy If U Can't Paste !

far sighted

Far sighted....

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, then you will ask about me,my name,job etc. Then i will ask about you,both of us will b efrank. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her,she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And i am sorry that i dont want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-)

set your

Set Your
"Loved One"
Free ...

If It Doesn't
Come Back ... !!

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Hunt And Kill It ... =P ;)

a woman met a man

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

money cant buy happiness

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile... =P ;)

doctor

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Mariz: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.

Dr: Dawai khali thi?
M :Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
M :Gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
M :Nahin gi-dawai lal thi.

Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
M :Nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.

Dr:Ulu k pathay!
dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
M:Nahi aap ne hi tou kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!
Main theek tu ho jaun ga na doctor saab.

Wakeel & Judge

WAKEEL: my lord, kanoon ki kitaab ke safa number 15 ke mutabik mere mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab pesh ki jaye.

(kitaab pesh ki gayi)

Judge ne safa khola tou us main 5000, 5000 ke 2 note thay.

JUDGE: es tarha ke 2 saboot aur pesh kiye jayen..

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Minister; Bomb blast mein halak hone walon ko 5 lakh, or zakhmi k liye 3 lakh dene ka elaan hay

Pathan;...or awaaz sun k jiska tatti nikal gya, uska kya?